Goddamn you guys are the most paranoid people I’ve ever witnessed. What in the world do you think mega corps are going to do to me for babbling incoherent nonsense to ChatGPT?

No, it’s not a substitute for a real therapist. But therapy is goddamn expensive and sometimes you just need to vent about something and you don’t necessarily have someone to vent to. It doesn’t yield anything useful, but it can help a bit mentally do to do.

Wow I love this!

Right?? One of the first things I do when getting a new phone is disabling all the useless notifications and keeping the ones I care about. My phone doesn’t spam with notifications all day.

Should…should mine not???

Wow! I love red bell peppers but I’ve never ate enough of them to do this! I’m impressed!

Yes and no. It just depends where along your GI tract the cancer is.

If the cancer is further up in your colon, the bleeding can turn your poo a dark color. BUT if you have cancer near to the “exit hole” (in your rectum or anus), it absolutely can involve bright red bleeding.

Also fun fact. Eating a metric fuckload of blueberries will also make your poo very dark lol. Found that out one day and I mildly scared the crap out of myself before remembering what I ate. Beets can also give you some fun colors.

What the fuck even is this? I’m not familiar with whatever horrifying episode this is lol.

Return the slab

Ouch

People tell me this but it just doesn’t feel good when people say/do mean things, even if they are someone that isn’t worth my time.

Idk…I slept through history class in high school because I just didn’t give a shit about the class. It just wasn’t a subject that interested me and I was a sleepy kid lol. I don’t blame the teacher for not being engaging enough. I just wasn’t interested in the subject like I was with my science classes. I still did fine in school too even though I slept through quite a few subject haha.

Ok this mouse is amazing I need it

I don’t blame them. I hate working out but I do it anyway. Also I love junk food. What am I really doing

I always have. The PS2 only fits 2 cards. Did you only ever have 2 cards? If you had more than 2 then where did you put the rest?

I love this

You’d think that every place should do this, but for whatever reason a lot of them do weird shit like in the OP. Not sure why that is. Maybe they are afraid of the characters running too long or something like that for people with long names?

Edit: Wow just reading through some of the real generated emails in this post is wild lol!!

Legalize robosexual marriage!!

I don’t. Honestly no one should respect me.

Truly a shitpost

Found it in the wild? Why does it look like AI? Is there some sort of funky post processing happening?