leaking, too

7-11 girls stay up all night

All this detail points to one obvious conclusion: some people are just destined to have their PII harvested on Windows. Good luck little buddy!

And what do we do with those cowards who use children as human shields?

PS: We’ll have to lose the billionaire class, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

Billionaires should be made illegal and taxed out of existence. It’s our last best chance to avoid a very ugly economic collapse.

Bedtime patrol will check up on you…to make sure you haven’t been moistening yourselves with any unauthorized substances.

Just a regular old metal detector is all that’s required. It’s 1980s tech which doesn’t require a 9-11 era bs jobs program to go with it.

Fish sticks?

Supply-side Jesus would like a word with you…

Mmm, puppies!