cloudskater

“Cat ear headphone people” is way funnier to me then it should be

The shoes stay on during sex.

Yeah I never understood why people liked him in the first place. He was always so obviously fake. Its so off putting.

Could be soup for all we know :p

That is one strong ear

Sorry, I only meant for it to be a joke

We can always tell! /s

I’ll admit I don’t know how to best make it resemble anything ^^ When I went vegan I came to realize that most of the flavour of meat is in the seasoning, but I never cared if the tofu or whatever actually resembled the meat it was seasoned like.

Now you may ask how to season it properly, and I’d love to tell you, but I’m such a new cook that I can’t. Names of spices elude me, which is part of the reason I need strict recipes to remember how to do shit. I enjoy cooking, I just can’t remember any of it lmao

Tldr: I’d love to help you, but you happened to ask the most useless person for that advice hahaha I’m sorry

claps slowly as you exit the room

Vegan here. I’ve had soy chicken nuggets and they’re actually really good. Soy is closest to chicken from the get-go so its the easiest thing for it to replicate, in my opinion.

So I have no idea what happened here, this looks foul. Wtf