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ckmnstr@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned.21·5 days agoLet’s math! An average egg holds 52ml in volume. The average ejaculation delivers between 2 and 6ml. This means you’ll have to nut into your pie crust 9 - 26 times to keep it from crumbling.
We’re all works of art and deserve some rest? Aren’t you just the sweetest
You’ll need a load-bearing bottom…
“Putting diapers on now, DTF?”
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