Eternal Procession in my ass.

You gotta fumigate the ghosts somehow.

If this was an email conversation where someone had commissioned David the Gnome with a pound cake, and then once they saw the result asked for more cake, people would think it’s hilarious.

Really gonna need that bicycle built for two now…

-t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

Without Doug.

Ahhh, I’ve never played the COD Zombies games, so I had no idea. I thought it was just a joke.

Can I get this as a left4dead mod?

Wait. It’s a music thing? I was so exited there were submechanophilia parties in LA.

It’s the final episode of “It’s Florida, Man”, if anyone wants to see the whole story.

Next to a water treatment plant.

There was a Fiat on fire on the side of the road earlier. Italy answers the call!

Hey! Look at this comment! It didn’t fucking need to exist. At all. Ever. What the fuck.

I’m in the “make up an excuse and don’t show up” camp. If I went to a friend’s family gathering and my friend tried to pawn me off on a relative with a conversation starter, I’d probably have to leave. I don’t go anywhere without an exit plan, and I’ve been known to dip out of restaurant waiting areas because it was too crowded to be comfortable while I wait. Last year I skipped a concert for my favorite band that I paid extra to get the VIP passes for just because I couldn’t even think about being in the crowd. Social anxiety is a real problem, and I appreciate you giving some input on how to help others deal with it. I’ll add by saying that if you know a friend has a hard time with it, be upfront and ask them if they are comfortable with the situation BEFORE the get together. Let them know if you will be there with them the whole time, or if they will be flying solo. I don’t not want to go to social gatherings, I just need to have my ins and my outs sorted before I dive headfirst into one.