The book worked on too many people for this to be funny to me.

By killing you?

For all it’s flaws, the TPP was about to effectively zone China out of trading advantageously with the whole developed world. Now, US instability and bullying have made Japan and South Korea partner with China.

Trump is handing China the 21st century on a silver platter.

You can say whatever you want about them in text. As long as you don’t dance it, they’ll be none the wiser.

You mean wasps? They have been pretty quiet lately…

Impossible, the seller labeled this as “high quality” copper. Ea-Nasir’s copper is mid.

Mr. President?

I don’t envy the cop who has to try and take a sword from someone who can teleport behind you.

Sure, he’s like that on the surface, but I bet his station is willing to accept huge, suggestively shaped loads, if you know what I mean.

Not to mention that when you step up onto it, the force of your entire body weight will briefly be on one foot. More, if you move your body upward while on that foot, which you probably will.

Yeah, don’t stand on sinks. Or toilets. Or anything made of ceramic that’s not made to be stood on.

She can sneak in dressed as a nurse.

The flyer does no good if nobody looks at it.

Is this the 3head people keep calling me?

I’m not naive enough to think she’d replace him as senate minority/majority leader, but if AOC replaced cowardly Chuck as senator from NY that’d be pretty great.

Most of their food slaps, actually, it’s just terrible for you.

Their breakfast pizza slaps.

They’re lucky not to know, doop fell hard off after it was acquired by Skoot Corp.

untouched by the politics of the rest of the world

Except when they get devastated by hurricanes made increasingly severe by climate change. Seriously, they’re an existential threat to Sentinelese civilization.

You are correct to think I’m not fun at parties.

Must be unnerving to know when you’re going to die, since retirement won’t really be a thing anymore.