No guarantees. I know what I’m working with here, babe.

Sad as fuck that you need expensive set pieces to maintain the facade of your self worth. If I were over here wearing a Timex I’d still be fine with who I was. Would you?

No one said that we were relying on the government to carry out justice.

Drywall seems closest to a viking weapon.

I try to be a Miguel, but I know deep down I’m a day by day Bongus.

This dude better start chugging miles of cock in a truck stop bathroom in order to absorb all those manly testosterone filled juices.