I believe removing all the neutrons from your house will win you the cancer any% world record.

Or death. Well, either way, death.

Ya bedda learn the Sound of Silence real fast or ya won’t wake up, little Susie!

How did the seconds end up with three digits?

Figuring things out yourself is always hit or miss. Either the specific neurons required for you to understand something fire or they don’t.

Relying children to figure something out for themselves is doubly stupid. Because for that to work, the child must want to learn the thing and then be able to understand it. If reading an analog clock isn’t something you need (and maybe you’re not even around analog clocks), then you won’t learn.

I don’t have a horse in this race, but your argument doesn’t hold up. If you want a way to tell the time during a power outage, you don’t need an analogue clock, you need one that runs on batteries.

That took a while, but it was worth it.

What’s the difference between 6/4 and 6/8 to you, apart from the tempo?

Leaks: yum!

Great way to demonstrate the absurdity of y axes that don’t start at 0.

I can hear this image.

I think there’s a difference between making a claim (then I’m with you – provide a source, goddamnit) and getting asked a question where it’s obvious the asker hasn’t even tried finding out shit on their own. In the latter I think the card is right. I’m not your proxy for google.

Great find!

The joys of getting old(er), issue 67: You can now “stand up too fast.”

Dear Karen,

you are the dumbest bitch I’ve ever had to work with and I hope you die a gruesome death.

:)

1357! is even.

Once you learn about the ubiquitous neck collar all cartoon characters used to have, you can’t unsee it.

I’m sad that I live in a world where people think they need the word “transvestigate.”

After a while it’s not a matter of being introverted anymore. When you show up after 5 hours, people are gonna wonder why you didn’t say hello.

Don’t worry, I can hold my breath until I’m done.

To answer the original question, even though @RedWeasel@lemmy.world’s advice really is superior:

All commands that can be executed via your shell must live in your $PATH or their subdirectories. You could enumerate all files in there, filter by being executable, and run them with the --help argument.

You can then filter these commands by their exit code. If --help is a recognized flag, the exit code should be 0. Otherwise it should be something else. (Running every command blindly might be a bad idea though.)