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I have no idea if this is a real tweet or not. This country is just broken.

Jesus… it’s like piranhas devouring a carcass. That women using the plate as a shovel… gees.

Well shit….

Reading is fun for mentals…

Every gen-x’er is gonna score a 20.

So you can’t be Angry and Horny?!?!

I’m so confused. The dog is heroic just be being able to not eat the ham on his face.

I have a ton of these in the garage for woodworking. Screw the carpenters pencils, these are way better.

I don’t wanna upvote this. But I have to.

Best I can tell is it’s a normal `username@hostname current_directory$ sorta prompt with some coloring: • Red for the square brackets • Orange (color 172) for the username • Light blue (color 153) for the hostname • Amber (color 214) for the current working directory

Other than being hard to read from the embedded coloring I’m not sure why this is a war crime.

Yeah I’m gonna check this out at work next week for sure.

Tell me you don’t know how income taxes work without telling me you don’t know how income taxes work.

My question is who does their taxes then?

Dad, is that you???

(No joke, my dad had a Chrysler New Yorker that would talk to him and he’d argue this same thing with it. He’d say something else like “Mason is a jar.” ).

Yes.

54 kinda sucks.

This makes me sad.

I had forgotten about this!! I’ll have to start up a VM this morning to check it out.

I remember a podcast I used to listen to a long time ago that argued that MS should just make a fork of the Linux kernel and just make the gui work like Windows. Better security and stability, and huge increase in user base with all the normal Linux users seeing it as viable alternative. I thought it was a brilliant idea. Well except Microsoft would likely have figured a way to kill Linux from the inside.

If I did, would that make it a cream pi?

Are couches fertile?

Wait isn’t that just sex?