Because of cameras everywhere. And now I understand the meme.

Um, whOt?

What are goids?

Yup. We’re a million dollar company that can’t afford managers who can spell.

Wait… Aren’t we?

Thank you!

…based on these considerations, it would be best not to share screenshots of posts or headlines (which Ive been known to be guilty of myself) in the first place I guess.

Because people are commenting here like Tate actually said and meant that. I mean we all know he is full shit, but he cannnot be that stupid, right

Guys, is this real? Did s/he actually really post that in all seriousness?

So does anyone know what the actual phrase was that “mentioned” the prints?

Seriously though, whose stupid idea is this? Is this a thing that moms everywhere say to there hair-biting daughters? “You need to stop with that nasty habit sweety, our some day soon you’ll find yourself unable to see after lunch, and I’m not gonna tell you for how long!” And in the schools, stories go around like “Sally Newman was blind for a whole day last week, and she says her mom served her a stew that made her blind to make her stop biting hair!”???

Or Ghislaine Maxwell’s horse

Who is the woman?

How is it known that Bubba is Clinton?

Some context please?

They tell you to “make space”? What’s that even supposed to mean?

Which series was this? Asking for a friend.

It IS difficult to understand! I’m having the hardest time wrapping my head around the way they act.

Another thing about this that seems from a parallel universe. One where sexual exploitation of underage girls is perfectly okay and friends weirdly commend each other about it. Come on, you write your “friend” a novelty cheque for illegal sex trafficking on a giant piece of cardboard, take a photo and put it in a souvenir book? That’s too unreal, I also question this. Maybe OP meant that by saying “you can’t make this shit up” - that it’s gotta made up by guys like the creators of Rick&Morty, but more sick & twisted.

Imagine you celebrate your birthday and some artistically inclined friend makes this card for you - and you’re like: “Awesome, thanks my man! I takes one to know one! This goes right in my book with all the other beautiful memories.”