baltakatei

Spikes on benches, fees on library membership.

I’ve got a list of backups:

• cooked
• spaced (see The Expanse)
• inhumed (as opposed to exhumed as one might do in removing a corpse from a grave; see Terry Pratchett’s Discworld’s Assassins Guild lingo)
• processed (as one does to food using a food processor)
• isekai’d (for the weaboos)
• truck-kun’d
• terminated (for when the Terminator movies become popular again)
• old yeller’d
• returned to sender (until the postal system collapses)
• X trimester aborted
• Peter Pan’d (as in, thrown off a cliff and expected to fly)
• Mufasa’d (or any notable fictional character whose death was a major plot point)

But, would NPR approve of my desire for a harem more than my space opera novels? I think not.