You mean this guy isn’t the embodiment of peak health? Asshole can’t even drink water from a bottle without 2 hands and a pause

The way he delivered that line was Oscar worthy.

I’ve had some shitty jobs, but following a geriatric obese man huff and puff his way around a golf course only for him to be horrible at it. I’d let the shooter fire first then make a move.

Legless skank… this better not awaken anything in me

Given a choice, the brain will always take the laziest path. Which is why watching a screen and turning off your brain is so easy. The fact that it’s also designed to give you a dopamine hit makes it hard to stop.

Manual occupies their phone hand. How is someone supposed to heart content so the algorithm gives them more of it!

Using the PRiNDle opens one up for so many activities.

Hi everybody! So what are we doing, a lengthening or a widening?

That YOINK!

It’s cool. People will see it and learn.

In exercise, Kilocalorie and calorie are used interchangeably

I feel you. Some of the best games in baseball are the pitcher duels. As my kids and wife put it, we just paid a bunch of money to see grown professionals play catch until someone finally hit a homerun.

There’s always a game within a game and if you don’t follow or know… it’s boring.