I’m gonna swim in Banana!

You gotta let it get some air

And “Not my circus, not my monkeys” should be “Why did I rent all these monkeys? This was a mistake.”

Yeah, notice there are never feel-good stories about “my mother wanted an abortion but she was forced to give birth to me against her will” with happy endings of loving families.

You have earned yourself a tag

Ostrich rodeo? Rancher? Member of Jackass?

I mean it’s not hollowed out and literally filled with them, but we do have SOME cassowaries.

I suspect many survey respondents were right for the wrong reason, or vice-versa. I have two dinosaurs in my house right now.

Someone just won a game of solichair

Birds fucking love yelling. If you want to be a parrot’s best friend, start yelling at them. They think that shit’s hilarious.

Could have been worse, “gashole” doesn’t have the same ring.

Also I am a quail and at only 20g I am too light to trigger the keys on the keyboard.

There is a game called “fuck, marry, kill” where you’re given a list of three people and you have to choose to fuck one, marry another, and kill the third. For example: Trump, Vance, and Putin… which would you choose to fuck, marry, or kill?

Deftones and NIN need to switch places.

They have only heard one NIN song and it shows.

I love Tale of the Body Thief, Armand and Pandora are both good too. She’s just a very… experimental author so not everything hits for everyone.

Memnoch is a trip!

Most people prefer not to eat tendies off a paper napkin for every meal. Your case is not the norm.

I love the book, just gently poking fun.

I’ve never seen anything above 30% suggested anywhere in the US. This is an extreme outlier and would make even people used to our crazy tipping culture balk.