Honey can you grab me a mushroom?

From bathroom floor?

No, from the couch.

There’s not many.

Then grab the ones from the rafters.

The joke is he is eating Mexican food in Ohio

This is wonderful

Aptly named, thank you

Is there a map that shows the more accurate sizes of these countries without the gaps?

Imagine being a coward cause you might not get mommy and daddy’s money when they die

I’ve got a tube of JB Weld. That’ll do the trick

What a cutie!

Nice keep the good times rolling

Sibling same. Finally got back to feeling like me last year. Hope it gets better for you soon

Have a cup of coffee or a puff of crack and keep on keeping on

May all your misery turn into 2s and 8s

I’m straight 6’n questioning all my life choices

Mr. Verdeco, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Ugh Chamillionaire being obscure makes my joints ache. Anyways time to take my metamucil

The only reason for increasing taxes on chamillionaires is if they are caught riding dirty

Nvidia, FUCK YOU

Ohio’s Mexican food scene is disgusting

Windows 7 support ended and windows 8 was wet hot dogshit. I stayed because I liked absolute control and ownership of my hardware and software