Wait till you hear about this global warming shit…

Horse piss

Yes that’s how many I’ve gotten up there (lifetime, of course. I’m not a freak).

Only way to get them solid enough, really

Does it have to be mine?

I mean, yeah, consent for starters

Ah yes, from the documentary film Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Actually that movie wasn’t entirely wrong, the palest people there were a brother/sister incest couple, so they got that right.