“Chat, is this real?”

Surely he just means that he left the church and is no longer a pastor at… 18!

I heard the dev didn’t intend for those to stack and it’s nerfed in the next patch.

The fact that it sounds so much like “papacy” is making me laugh extra hard at this for some reason.

!2meirl4meirl

If you’re not masturbating with me then you must be masturbating against me.

Madder Max

Don’t worry, the official standards are changing soon. Elon and others are already training us on the correct way to honor our supreme leader!

Exactly what I thought of. No way this guy is serious; he just wants a wider dating pool.

Nice job, they look great. In my experience, though, you either need the patch on the inside or be attentive when putting on the pants. I’ve got one pair I keep ripping open because I hook the patches with my feet. Yet I keep patching them on the outside because now it’d look silly to have half in and half out.

I always get the thought, “This can’t be normal. Guess I’m dying.”

Is that salami or raw ground beef?

Chat, is this real?

WHIPLASH

Jeb!Bushy

I gained it after having a kid. I don’t understand it, so I’d like to see a study as well.

It does have at least one puzzle.

Sure, I watched her try to kill my dad, and I feared she would kill me during the beatings, but I wouldn’t call it “abuse”.

That’s only slightly sarcastic; my brain tells me the same thing yours does.

There’s a girl in my kid’s class named Eighmee. Pronounced “Amy”. I thought it was weird but there’s a street in a neighboring town named Eighmee Street.