Meanwhile I am eagerly awaiting the return of low-rise.

That’s the diameter, baby!

“If you can’t handle me at my worm, you don’t deserve me at my best” 🪱

-Marilyn Monroe

Where do the two wolves fit?

The webbing on the fork is an evolutionary trait that helps it swim.

Meanwhile, pedestrian symbols in Russia, Belarus, and Ukraine resemble the scene from Signs when the alien makes its first appearance.

1 in winter. 19 in summer if I am alone. 7 in summer if other people are around.

There is a third option…ARRRR

Google has seen enough of your history to know what you really want. Even if you haven’t realized it yet ;)

You get stuck in vehicular purgatory.

His name is Remy, and it wouldn’t hurt to ask him politely :P

“Water me, asshole”

-Sent from my iPhone

Go drunk OP, you’re home.

“Better to have a mermaid in your hair than crabs in your bikini bottom.”

-Ancient Proverb or something, idk.

If you meet a girl who also likes farming, you should do something sexy to a tractor

Blender and a funnel!

Fleshy car wrap :D

Congratulations! You’ve discovered generalized anxiety.