What order do I read this? Why is this “mainstream social media”?

That was great.

18 year old me sliding the straw in and out of my pee hole (I’m sorry)

Has it returned?

No it won’t spark any debate. Who even cares if some mediocre twitter service gets turned off? Who even cares if twitter gets turned off?

Peak male form

My face when someone else wants something

Do you have proof?

Just because it has “BIC” written on it, does not make it a BIC pencil.

I was looking for this one. Also great to improvise a bong with or a perform a tracheotomy.

Where’s the BIC pencil?

I also cum blood sometimes

Not usually, for many individuals, death is a gentle, peaceful and pain-free event.

Probably deserved it. Little piece of shit

Jeff Bezos isn’t cool enough to tell future generations about.

Sometimes it’s just okay though. To have a commonly understood simplification of a societal problem to meme about with others to share the pain or burden of the problem with.

Who’s the dictator pictured?

Dear ancestors, thank you for not dying before you had children

That’s funny, because I thought we’d finally found a decent application for generative AI