Master of Applied Cuntery, Level 7 Misanthrope, and Social Injustice Warrior
How many Germans does it take to change lightbulb?
Haben wir noch Deutschland? Keinem mehr? Gar keinem? Zwei noch? Ey, wer hat dem letzten Deutschland genommen!?
I think this is a Shittshitpost.
This has got to be part of a bigger ploy to undermine the Onion and other satire publications.
Prion diseases. Accumulation of different substances, like mercury, lead, strontium-90, and, a new contender to the list: micro plastics. And you’ll want to have a look at a person’s medication and likely want to make sure they’ve been off of it for a few days before consuming their flesh.
Deine Mutter schwitzt beim Kacken.