Our vet said my dog has “sensory processing issues” my autistic husband likes to say the dog has pawtism lol

Idc who you are getting ab implants id weird and gross

It’s like 2010s dated mixed with 80s on trend but leopard is making a comeback, again

Long sleeves, tank top, leggings, sweatpants, socks, take off as needed while sleeping, I don’t even wake up to do it, it’s kinda crazy lol

Glory, glory hallelujah! Glory, glory what’s it to ya? Glory, glory hallelujah, with nothing on, oh NOTHING ON AT ALL!

I got chu

My spouse works fairly high up at one of the evil tech giants and their team was very excited to be working with some dude who had written a computer language (I don’t remember the details) and someone had written him this very professional document requesting he read it and assess it, his only response to this very carefully prepared document was a “👍🏻” and literally nothing else lol, everyone was low key offended but no one said anything to him because they all basically considered him a celebrity

They 100% had a conversation about this and thought it would be funny

Women are just aware of status symbols as men are, except we appreciate different status symbols than men… you can use your money to workout, get fit and ask your trainer these questions, for example

Impressive

To quote Marylin Monroe - Don’t you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn’t marry a girl just because she’s pretty, but my goodness, doesn’t it help? from gentleman prefer blondes. Everyone would love a partner with money, just like most of us would like to be physically attracted to them too, very few people are actively seeking a poor partner, like “be poor” isn’t really an attribute you see often on people’s lists, there’s nothing wrong with “liking money” if it’s part of building a life with someone right? I thought it was just calling the dude weak/ugly and his only hope was try to offer something else lol idk I didn’t see it as misogynistic, more like dunking on the dude by saying these women aren’t impressed bro, try something else

Almost like different countries are unique with unique people, places and problems… but that seems to be a nuanced idea so you’d probably reject it

I think lacking self awareness is a requirement to be a tankie

And people love the no true Scotsman fallacy and constantly throw out that the person isn’t really this or that

He should be a paid spokesman for Dunkin’ by now, I see him with it more often than not, it’s like he’s addicted to Dunkin’s specifically

She’s probably a teacher or something but doing wacky hair day at school. I think it’s a hilarious take on “mermaid hair” lol

I’m at the DMV, a teenaged girl is sitting next to me 😬

Idk my husband never changed, Levi’s always had these

They do call them coke spoons in the very first sentence of the second paragraph

I loved them as a kid, I was sad they got rid of them, but I never used them for coke lol

So many of these are so good, too many people don’t realize you can use your body to essentially “hack” your brain