That’s when living becomes loitering, so you’d better keep moving.

I’ll ask my priest.

This guy knows how to use the Three Bean Shells.

He did his research. Did he tell you why he only drinks pure grain alcohol and rainwater?

I ride bareback on the regular. The only way I keep my T-levels elevated is by eating a raw onion a day. Sometimes two.

He. Ate. A baby!

That is very sound logic.

I wouldn’t be surprised if someone trips and, in the act of trying to break their fall, yanks off Trumps human suit, revealing that he is actually a giant chicken.

‘No harm’

How much CO2 was generated in the creations of these shit posts?

Could that energy been used in some way that generated something more than chuckles?

‘Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!’

Exactly this. When he was 'broke ’ he was just a kid and couldn’t by a Lambo because he was bored. Now he has an amount of money that requires responsibility, so much so that professionals are required to handle it. Sooo stressful.

He doesn’t know what Broke is. Honestly, most people that say they are don’t.

I doubt he’s ever had to pass on brunch so he wouldn’t have to worry about his check to the gas company bouncing.

Never had to pawn his stereo to cover rent so his girlfriend wouldn’t finally kick him out.

Never had to calculate whether the bus fare to and from the plasma clinic was actually worth the trip for a donation.

I’m tempted to spin up a website that is just a four year progress bar, but that’s too doomy, even for me.

Thought that was an actual Scandinavian word for a moment…

TIL then! I love the history of words.

Saltines are bright white in color. Also basic and bland. Dry. Cracker

That has been my take, as a Northern white dude, at least. Possibly wrong, as always.

I think I would feel more offended if someone called me a ‘honky’ as I am not a fan of basic ass cookie cutter Honky Tonk country music, and I’d be insulted at such an insinuation.

I like to imagine they have higher standards at their laying facilities, but theirs could be just as monstrous as our filthy torture facilities that produce most cheap eggs here.

Maybe bird flu just hasn’t gotten there yet.

I did my part!

Edit: upvoted to 196 then down once it hit 197.

I would love to see a huge robot that was shaped like the round headed Bic mascot.

You joke, but I have a cheap composition style notebook that I bought because it had a durable plastic cover instead of the old fashioned cardboard covered notebook I usually carry around. Each page has a qr code in the corner and it wants me to download an app so I can scan my writing and upload it to The Cloud.

I mean, I’m sure that someone might find that useful, but the whole reason I write with pen on paper is so I’m not distracted by technology and don’t have to worry about booting an app and having connectivity while constantly worried that my work may not be saved/disappear.

The plastic cover is nice, though.

I would believe either. But the fact is the CIA dumped loads of illegal substances on poor communities and may it may not have dropped a recipe or two along the way because someone in power may have wanted a reason to start a war on poor people of color.

That’s what I heard, at least.