Der polizist mit seinen elfenohren …

That dude is just exaggerating the accent and pandering to get views. He’s trying to be the ‘in Germany we don’t say’-guy but for mericans. Unfortunately he isn’t funny, which caters to the ‘Germans have no humor’ stereotype

Yeah that’s Nicolas. Idk why but he’s the LinkedIn guy and pops up on everyone’s feed eventually. You don’t even really LinkedIn if you do t get a visit from Nicolas.

The pms are coming from your own instance

A canadiano is actually a cup of drip coffee with two espresso shots