lmao gottem

There’s actually one woman in the prequals but she only exists as a sexy forbidden wife of the main character, Mr. Macho Skywalker, and she dies as soon as he breaks up with her so it’s all good.

Oligarchs hate this one weird trick

The government has even erased Logsday from my memory! Will they stop at nothing?!

Go for it. The problem with bestiality is informed consent, IMO. If you can hold a full conversation with an animal where it shows its understanding of the situation and consents and you won’t damage each other, who cares what you do?

Whort

When I wrote this I was thinking, “12 is a little young to be online but I guess they could be”. No, turns out someone born in 2007 would be 18 right now. Yikes

People born in 2007 shouldn’t be old enough to be online yet…

To be fair, the computer is listed as having 500GB memory which is pretty insane

AFAB

Assigned farmer at birth? All farmers are bastards?

You decide

Husband is 41 and the writer is 21. The husband’s supposed to be the good guy in this book?

I heard someone get called old recently for quoting Frozen…

You can’t just use the same words and call it a rhyme… peanut

Wait, different circumstances have different laws? Tell me more!

Would a traffic warden tell a surgeon how to operate? Would a traffic warden tell a footballer how to kick? The how come a traffic warden can tell me where I can park my car?

Imagine letting an email find you. Best tactic is to clear it from your notifications because you’ll deal with it later, accidentally forget about it for three weeks, and then it’s too late for whatever the email was about

Thank you bees

Blatantly false. If someone has a broken leg, do you say “environment is everything, I don’t think your sick, you don’t need medical help”?

It’s also possible to play PS5 whilst being to ill to work. In civilised countries, you can (and should) take a couple of days off for minor illnesses - don’t spread that shit at work

Coming from a non-American, an inches-only tape measure is incredibly cursed

Of course you freeze frame on the exact moment it looks like a swastika. He was actually just in the middle of a really big sneeze that happened twice accidentally one after the other. Definitely he’s a good person and should be the president vice president just some guy in government