… & TESTOSTERONE

Surely they know their market demographics better than that.

Just trying to show off my pfp

Skill issue 😎

Queen shit tbh

Did you know? You actually can download more RAM by assigning your google drive as swap space.

Welp, that makes one of us 🙃

Screenshot wanker

Nonono, you’re mixing up movie nerds with film nerds, a subtle but important distinction.

Is “ogre” a new slur for English people?

Skyler did one thing wrong

Skyler did nothing wrong

Recent iphones also use USB C

That’s even less useful

Good for you? I prefer having headphones I don’t need to charge and that won’t take my phone’s only USB port, so while you personally might not find it useful, a use case for the 3.5mm jack clearly still exists.

Writing this comment as a reminder to myself that the humanest possible execution method for billionaires is ∆P incidents. We should really resume loading them onto improvised submarines.

I hate it so much and if I never see any of it again in my life it’ll still be too soon.

Dear all generative “AI”: HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 60 THOUSAND MILES OF BLOOD VESSELS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY BODY. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH CELL IN THOSE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR MACHINES AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT – FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

Gotta remember to use the right concentration of bleach.

Erica! What are you doing with that child-sized coffin?

Lyndon’s Big Johnson

Skibidi