Truly, every line in the clip is delivered with the bravado and conviction of an experienced thespian.

“Gentlemen, this is democrrracy manifest!”

This is the bloke that got me on the penis befoaaa.

“Ooh, that’s a nice headlock sir! Ahhh, yes, I see that you know your judo well.”

“And you sir! Are you waiting to recieve my limp penis?”

This interview was three years ago. I sincerely hope he is in good health and has many more succulent meals in his future.

HANDS OFF MY PENIS

I can see and hear the full video for this as I read

and why is he here? HE LOST!

That’s hilarious. They’re really keeping the spirit of the wild west-era internet alive.

Makes a lot of sense lol. I appreciate your usage of ED as a source, I find that reading between the opinions yields some shockingly accurate web history. I remember being shocked at their articles for gay and trans people… and then you read the one on straight people and realize they believe in equal treatment.

Anyone who got a chuckle from this, it’s an excerpt from the Fur Trapper Saga, a series of fictional letters of advertisement for competing fur trapping businesses. Every one of the letters is hilarious, and they become more unhinged as PB Fouke and JF Swanton start really responding to each other’s claims. Highly recommend for anyone wanting some of that 2007-style forum humor.

For context, this paragraph is lifted from SomethingAwful’s Fur Trapper Saga, a series of fictional advertisements put out by two fictional fur trappers, who are competing in business.

While one of the trappers, PB Fouke, tries to sell his business on dedication, JF Swanton sells his furs on the promise that he is so cruel of course he’s going to have the best furs.

Doesn’t make it less offensive, but the point being that it was written in character as a fur trapper from the 1800s who regarded himself as much more cruel than all else.

My genuine reaction to that information:

…dude Musk’d the fuck outta McDonald’s?

It’s crazy to me that Ray Kroc was already in the unedited version of this image… Dude Edison’d the fuck outta McDonald’s.

Whaaaat are you, a wise guy?

Star of Ellen and Never Been Kissed!

Didn’t the original artist draw it as a cel?