Would also be nice if we could play different games from time to time… Like I get that chasing stuff that I wiggle around is a ton of fun but how about maybe Domino or Mario Kart for a change?

The fuckin bass is fuckin RAW 🔥

Hi I’m Vlad but you can call me the Fediverse impaler

Your friend shares his name with a rather untalented painter from Austria

I’ve got this badboy. Pocket bong 😄

I vaporize mine and turn the “ashes” into thc infused olive oil since they’re fine to eat and still potent. Cut my total consumption in half without actually partaking less plus no more coughing fits. Can’t recommend this enough.

The thing is new magic is flashier but fundamentally does the same you did with old magic 10 winters ago. Our crystal balls and wands have gotten more capable but to the point where the average spellcaster won’t even get to make full use of them. Good thing there are independent wizards around who craft old magic style spells to this day so you can still get some use out of your old equipment. I’m using Arch Mage on an ancient ThinkOrb btw.

Not everyone can use it for towing and it only doubles as an extra lane when the road signs say so but my point is emergency services can’t rely on it being available.

That’s the “Standstreifen” and it’s used for towing, parking after an accident or other emergency and as an extra lane during traffic jams and road work. That’s too many use cases to make them also suitable for emergency vehicles.

In case you wanna see a “RETTUNGSGASSE!!!” (= rescuing lane) in action this clip is what it looks like ideally. If traffic slows down for whatever reason or if there are sirens in the distance drivers are supposed to assume this formation pre-emptively and misusing it is a crime.

One.

This gaylord impregnated a female

I too imagine railing myself discovery channel style when that happens

This one made me think it might be screenshots taken during a video call

So that’s this generation’s Nintedo DS stylus then

This is also something you find out fairly early into the game

offers some extra benefits.

Please don’t tell me the marriage is part of the deal