I freaked out when I saw blood in the toilet after a shit. Went to see my doc. He looked at my butthole and said “it’s hemorrhoids, I can see them”.

Serpico

This is the “great” MAGA wants again.

Yeah his videos are great

What makes this song stink

“It comes and goes”

It’s not the taste so much as the texture. The difference in a green bean casserole made with French cut green beans and whole, cut, green beans is night and day. And by that I mean only one is worth eating. The other is just mush.

“French cut” green beans make me irrationally angry.

He meant what he said.