This one is also a pretty good fit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg

That’s one way to shut someone up, lol

And 52 weeks in a year.

I’m hoping the context implies that it only has to seem innovative to the kinds of people who can’t tell the difference between software engineers and tech bros.

For me, it was watered-down Mountain Dew with a mild tinge of chlorine.

And in between, we had bullshots.

https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/09/12/potent-new-lingo

The problem is that what you describe is not conservatism, it’s just basic competence in governance. It’s an impressive achievement of the radical right that they have managed to get people to conflate the two.

What about the trolls?

Not sure either. Best guesses are a combination of elitism, ignorance, preconceptions, groupthink, and insincere memeing.