My a favorite part of the vampire thing is how they died out. Turns out vampires start seizing when trying to visually process 90° angles, and humans love building shit like that (not to mention a cross is littered with them). It’s so mundane an extinction I’d almost believe it.

Easy, “K”. I could handle some yes, no, maybe with that.

k - ok, but I feel some type of way about this

kk - hell yeah, I’m down

kkk - this is bad and I don’t want it