Cheeky bastard

It’s just deranged hyperpartisanship all the way down

Their version of Sympathy For The Devil was better, though

Well this is awkward

Stop right there, criminal scum

Hell yeah brother, fuckin’ hardcore

You’re awfully brave for someone who’s within rock range.

To shreds, you say?

I’M HODLING, FUCK YOU HEDGE FUNDS

It depends, sometimes milspec is very demanding. For example, crayons need to be non-toxic even if you eat the entire box.

Obviously all of those are also Nazi countries

Take that, pussy

He’s not a good boy or a big teddy bear, those things are dangerous and we shouldn’t be letting people buy them

We salute you

It’s been said a woman’s eyes don’t fully open until she turns 33

I’d like to swap out the pronouns for some arguing about the meaning of the word Liberal, if it’s not too much trouble