Don’t worry. It’s just satire.

Edit: well maybe worry, but not for this specific article.

Yeah I’d be suspicious of that too.

I mostly just give a brief rundown of where I’m from, my majors in college, that I met my wife in college, and a blurb about my pets and kids. Oh and usually something vague about my job as well.

On the flip side: I have my sad tragic backstory down to a science. I can blow through it in like 3 sentences because I get asked so flipping often about how much I make ubering, how long I’ve been ubering, my marital status and my 4 different majors in college (I live near a college town, so this comes up often once they discover I’m an alum).

I drive for uber and I always just wait until someone talks to me first.

Otherwise I have my playlist on and we can just vibe.

I only used it to figure out which attacks were special or attack since it was harder to know that before the Gen 4 physical/special split.

Weird. I just tried this and actually got alarm.

Thankfully! My son has a dairy allergy but loves vegan cheese.

Disclaimer, I’ve only even seen hot dog octopuses in Anime and Manga.

Usually it’s just to be cute. In fact sometimes characters comment on how it’s childish.

I did try making them for my son once because they’re pretty adorable and he likes both hot dogs and sea creatures, and he thought it was lame at 5. At 7 he thought they were awesome.