Wait until you hear about Christmas

Thats incredible, I’m happy for you

I think Discord from MLP and Q from Star Trek are the same thing

Showed this to my straight cis and old boss. We both love this joke and think it would be a hilarious mug to encounter in the wild. Idk what’s not to get. It’s humorous because it wildly betrays the expectation of what one would expect to see on a mug by being absurd and vulgar.

Great post! Many thanks 👍

Banana Men have 6 fingers, but only on their left hands, do they?

But… They’re tasty and goat makes you strong

Bwahaha I swear it’s a reminder for myself, too

As someone who said that very response many, many times, it’s sometimes useful to remember that some people can’t say the same thing. You didn’t “just do what anyone else would” in that situation. Some people did die. You didn’t. You are strong and capable. Your resilence matters and it’s the reason you are here today instead of the alternative.

Seems like splitting hairs, I get it.

It’s fucking wild being the only queer in the friend group who can make phone calls without issue. It’s the lamest superpower.

It’s weird to see. Like I get worrying about politics going on now and making jokes about it to cope, but this seems detached from that. It seems like making posts to spite some nebulous pro-China boogie man that I haven’t run into or easily ignored, but it’s posted in a place where that issue doesn’t exist. I just can’t tell who it’s for.

Though, I don’t really care for the “post this cat repeatedly” joke either. Maybe I’m just old now.

I’ve absolutely seen shitstains find out someone is Chinese then start posting or replying to them with Winnie the Pooh content or memes. I bet the original joke was meant to be specific, but when I see people use it in response to someone talking about China or being Chinese in general, it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Like, Pepe the frog wasn’t intended to be an image associated with bigotry and the artist themselves has denounced it full-throatedly. That doesn’t mean it isn’t used as a dog whistle for racists.

Shitty people are gonna be shitty, I realize, but I think broad sweeping generalizations in either direction aren’t useful.

I love how the Germans use zeuge.

Tools? Those are work things. (Werkzeuge)

Airplanes? You know, flying things! (Flugzeuge)

Vehicles? Duh, the driving things! (Fahrzeuge)

Why make new word when two (or six) words will do?

As a former deli slicer operator, I just wanna say this would have made my day and I’d be so much happier to hear 5 vs “shaved” which was a hell sentence for bastards.

5 is sending me. 5 is alive. 5 is freeing me from pain.

I am not sober

For the friend ahuh sure thing dude gotcha 100% no prob bucko

McDonald’s is the restaurant of class traitors, none of my homies eat at that rat’s nest.