This captures my everything while shitting on the toilet.

I think this more of those “It depends” situations. Does the caffeinated drink have sugar? How many crackers? Which biological processes are you using to get a benefit from?

If there’s no sugar in coffee, you’re body stays in a fasting state*. If you eat three crackers, you might not cause the body to release insulin. But if you’re looking to get the benefits from ketosis, then those crackers will be a problem.

So, it depends. But zero is the safest answer.

* The article says it may interrupt autophagy

Looks like kinbaku. (NSFW Wikipedia link)

I’m pretty sure there’s only a White Lotus in Thailand.

Brilliant, but probably NSFW:

As a kid, I obviously thought it was Brain.

I think it was all Pinky just doing it for a laugh with his insane friend.

21. Used the old broken 19" TV as a stand for the new, smaller, sleeker 19" TV.
22. Your first video game console had a rotating paddle for a controller

Not saying it’s not a thing… More that everyone needs that to be in this shit post

The amount of comments saying “ANGRY AND HORNY IS A THING!” has me a little worried about y’all.

This shit fucked my head up in high school. As an American studying German, I did not expect fairy tales to be so … This.

Don’t suck your thumbs children.

#6 is the closest to what got me through dozens of blue books.

I had this same experience yesterday. I recognized it from my youth and was sort of transported back to that time and thought, “It fucking sucked then and sucks now.” Then I moved on with my life.

Claude. To be fair, it had trouble OCR-ing it. After way too much back and forth about the pattern, it produced this:

=LET(
    rows, SEQUENCE(INT((667-30)/13+1),1,30,13),
    SUM(INDEX(AA:AA,rows))
)

Which is correct, but obviously the calculations would be best served by reorganizing the table and probably using a pivot table or at least grouping and subtotaling.

Wait till AI is able to help.

=TEXTJOIN("",TRUE,A330,A443,A556,A669,A782,A895,A1008,A1121,A1234,A1347,A1460,A1573,A1686,A1799,A2112,A2225,A2338,A2451,A2564,A2677,A2790,A3303,A3316,A3329,A3342,A3355,A3368,A3381,A3394,A5407,A5420,A5433,A5446,A5459,A5472,A5485,A5498,A5511,A5524,A5537,A5550,A5563,A5576,A5589,A5602,A5615,A5628,A5641,A5654,A5667)

Well shit. I thought it was BS too. But damn if it didn’t abort after a little deep thinking on the Olympics.

Musk, Zuckerberg, and CEOs don’t make social value. The workers do.

studied mythological origins of witches and their bogs

Say more. Asking for … Umm … A friend. Yes, I have those.

I don’t see how taxation changes the balance of power. Their power is not, as you said, the size of their bank account, but in their ownership of the company’s assets. They also don’t create the company’s value with their work. The employees do.

I want to dip my balls in it.

Fake news.