Yeah it’s unhygienic as fuck. Be better. Poop directly on top of the shower drain so you can stomp it down with your feet like a gentleman.

Who’s gonna pay to watch me jerking off?

Flashbacks to my hot snake poops, back when I didn’t have the sense to take care of my body.

My god it was like eating a spicy ass mutton Rogan josh up my ass. Couldn’t do anything for half an hour afterwards either. Utterly discombobulating.

Everyone here is a Reddit immigrant whatchumean

Eat ass

Mosquitoes be fartin?

What do the twinks use

Will it work again if you stop taking the SSRIs?

What happened to your wee wee?

Did you see that one where an elephant uses his prehensile dingaling to scratch himself

Spill the tea on Tom Clancy pls

They dont even have opposable thumbs, how did they hold their pens

Burning Hole

Ah yes, the one thing that all 19 year old guys want - their boner data to be made public. I hope the billionaire money is eniugh to properly insulate him or atleast to pay for therapy.

But Lmao at “stand tall, be firm”

Ragnhild sounds like something from german folklore that sneaks into your house at night and torsions all your testicles

Problem is critical mass for communities that simply won’t happen because of the overall demographics of Lemmy’s userbase - it would make little sense to have a community centered around, say, Facebook or Google products because the common Lemmy user is inclined to dislike either of them.

All crammed into a clown car

My situation was a dorm room situation I couldn’t get out for a WHOLE FUCKING YEAR. The caretaker didn’t give a shit, all my dorm mates slept with a lighter close by, lighter fluid was traded around like cigarettes and blowies in a jail yard.

We got our revenge on the asshole caretaker though, the bugs managed to infest that guys room too. Unlike us he couldn’t just get up and leave at the end of the year. Fuck that guy.

If I have to travel, I keep my luggage out the door and check the entire fucking room like I’m Brezhnev’s Soviet security detail in the 1973 Washington summit visit. No stone unturned, no corner or edge left unchecked.

Fuck Bedbugs.

This is the opposite of a fun fact. I’m going to sneak into your house and steal your fingers for typing it

This brought back Bedbug based paranoia I thought I had laid to rest nearly a decade ago so thanks for that.

I hope you have a speedy and painless solution to our problem, but I’m really glad I’m not you OP. My god, if I never see these bastards again it will be too soon.