It the right really comprised 100% of self-loathing homosexuals and their beards?

“Turns out, crime does pay.”

Ah, a Monopoly for our times I see.

I believe, like Michael Lewis, that the stock market is nearly 100% price controlled via HFT algorithms and AI, leveraging the dark pools run by the wealthiest banks and hedge funds. If this is correct, then the market will never outright crash again. Therefore, no one, from this point forward, should take have any notion that the stock market will punish Trump (or anybody, really).

Ultimately, the stock market will fluctuate for dramatic effect, but will continue on a steady upward trend completely decoupled from any particular reality.

Oh would you look at that, it’s up 353 points today. 🧐

“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.” - Spike Milligan

Clearly the author of the original meme has never read Watership Down.

I’m rocking an SE2 and probably next year I’ll reluctantly upgrade to an SE3, which I will keep for at least two more years. After that, I’m fairly certain I’m cooked, as all available phones will be faceid phablets. FML.

It’s OK, you’re wrong.