You seem like a dog.

High horses everywhere, get off yours, prick.

Now compare apples to apples you orangutan.

Bad kid vs. bad dog.

Good kid vs. good dog.

BUT YOU WON’T DO THAT, WILL YOU? IT’S NOT FAIR TO YOUR LITTLE “ANGELIC” MUTT?

Fuck OFF.

And shit on the seat, smell like wet dog 🤢, bark all the time, maybe bite someone. Oh and they could give someone allergies or trigger their phobia of dogs.

BUT GOD FORBID THE “LITTLE ANGEL” STAYS WHERE IT FUCKING BELONGS IN THE GUTTER OF THAT AIRPLANE. Put the fucking owner there too, or just throw them both off the plane. The flying plane.

DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING MUTT TO THE PLANE SEAT. Owner is more of a cunty animal than the dog will ever be.

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1 looks the most balanced to pen spin with the least egregious lapel.