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4 days agoThank you for thinking for me. I was afraid of doing that for myself.
(I get that your comment is tongue-in-cheek, not sure everyone else will)
I don’t care what people say, the most important historical event in my lifetime was the discovery and release of the lost Steely Dan tape containing The Second Arrangement
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Pull one of these bad boys on him
In the USA, they just become organized peddlers of bigotry and misinformation to take away people’s rights
Gives a new meaning to Knuckles the Echidna
It means that humans developed empathy and the scientific means to help each other avoid natural selection. Intraspecies and interspecies empathy is the cheat code against natural selection. Certain ram species, for example, also were not designed intelligently, so as they age they may grow their horns until they penetrate their skull and kill them. Natural selection is most effective when it culls prior to the life form procreating. However, thanks to the power of empathy, we can abate natural selection by performing oral surgery on humans (ideally in our adolescence for wisdom teeth removal) and by shaving rams’ horns as they age. Ideally, as science develops and empathy spreads, we can come up with more effective and painless means to ensure everybody has a chance to live and be happy.
Apparently, Reddit has started mega-censoring anything even slightly inciting of violence, ranging from comments saying “F Trump” or just the word “Luigi”, as well as banning users just for upvoting this content.
Woody Guthrie famously had written on his guitar “This machine kills fascists”.
The top eighth of a billionaire and the bottom seven-eighths of a billionaire
When you’re too old to rock ‘n’ roll and you’re too young to die
The three circles can overlap. Peter Gabriel, for example. Probably David Byrne, Brian Eno, Nina Simone too, off the top of my head.
Kenneth Lamar Noid proved that violence is an effective means of stopping advertisements
Tbh when I played it as a kid I felt like I needed a help system for the help system
Real Americans have red and white skin like the US flag. Soon to be implemented are mandatory blue eyes too
When life gives you lemonade, make lemonade
Thunder Clap? They knew, man.
Ready Player One
How’d you get the beans above the frank?
Same with bald people
I think my grandma’s eternal obsession with Elvis Presley, plus some of her other social quirks like coercibility, would be seen as reflective of autism by a professional diagnosis