Being barefoot is a luxury not everyone has. Combine that with not being able to wear slip on shoes and it’s a bit of a bigger problem.

Laced shoes are a pita to flip on and off. If you’re in a dry area there’s no reason to take off your shoes.

If you can wear sandals, or it’s a wet sloppy environment, then yeah it makes sense to take them off at the door.

Why do you think there’s dirt on your window sill after the tooth fairy visits?

All part of the plan.

They used to, back when the League of Women voters ran the debates and asked real questions. That’s why they stopped allowing that.

Higher than water viscosity, but nice try.

Those were a broth with aspirations.

I’m pretty sure Al could play a guitar, can the other two sing or play drums?

Broth is cooked, sauce has viscosity, and to be a beverage, it would need to be the majority of the thing. So none of the above. It’s a mixture, until you eat enough of the cereal, then it’s a beverage.

The closest shooting to me in town has been a naked guy running around the gated community next door, who shot a neighbor.

I’d be willing to bet if you actually checked for white collar crime, most gated communities have a far higher crime rate than open neighborhoods of the same affluence.

All hail Goldfishius!

There’s a good chance the dry detergent for a dishwasher can still strip the seasoning off cast iron. Especially generic brands. They’re supposed to have buffers in them to prevent it, but every additive, and mixing time, adds cost.

Your typical hand dish soap is probably safe as long as you’re not scrubbing with steel wool.

Supposedly it’s because there are a lot of them in the Bible, and since they use it as a training source, the AI just leans into them.

There will be an activity called an election. It won’t be free, or fair, or allow everyone to vote. The simplest method would be restricting voting locations to those deemed ‘safe from insurrection’ aka counties that voted for Trump.

Insurrection is grounds to declare martial law, remove those in power, and halt elections. He has to push hard enough to force people to fight back.

Like anyone can afford to talk to a doctor any more.

Yeah, he’s one of the soft targets that should be hiding in a bunker if Trump decides to invade Canada. Not because it would save him, but it saves time on burial if he’s already underground.

The choice was, be a friend, or be pig food. Kevin chose wisely.

Shorts covered with quartz sequins would scatter the image enough to blind the scanner. Make sure they’re mounted with glue instead of metal mounts, or they’ll fail the metal detector.

Everyone involved in that picture is too close to that moose.