This seems odd, but I’m no spoonologist cochleologist*, so who am I to argue?

(*ligulist or trullologist also work)

What a stupid take

The asbestos goes in the filter, not the wrap

Probably not, as decals warning not to pass on the right of semi trailers are common, this one just happens to be kind of spicy (‘passing side’/‘suicide’ is another humorous one that you see around). The warning doesn’t imply any sort of recklessness on the part of the truck driver-- they make wide right turns and stupid people sometimes try to pass them on the right while they do so.

I don’t how one snorts lsd

LSD is a crystalline solid under standard conditions.

let alone how that gets into your stomach

Nasal drip; snort too much to be easily absorbed by your sinuses, and it runs down your throat and into your stomach instead

I’d see a new loophole where the landowners just demolish the buildings to claim the land as vacant instead.

shrug Keep taxing them based on the value of the building they demolished

ballot proof windshields

Bravo

God I wish consumer electronics had user manuals written like that

Lab grown chicken is apparently fantastic, taste and texture wise

No carpenter’s pencil?

It’s fantastic

If you want a good depiction of Hades, Kaos is fantastic. Great depiction of Zeus too, fuckin asshole that he is

Well. They might be his daughter

Not starving to death, mostly

Oh they’re by no means bad cameras, it’s just that in my experience Samsung cameras tend to be the best, as far as phones go. My wife has a fancy DSLR that just collects dust because her phone camera blows it out of the water (meanwhile there’s me with my Motorola that I quite like, but the camera is a potato)

needed an iPhone for work cause she takes a lot of pics

She takes a lot of pictures…so she needed a worse camera?

TIL the rest of the Americas don’t exist

I know what they meant, but I like the implication that it’s only the first of many to be burned to the ground

With the extension .meme of course

I had the exact same idea