• burn some bridges
• then cross said bridges
• lead a horse to water, then force it to drink
• put toothpaste back into tube
• unshoot an arrow
• wear cape

“What problem are you solving?”

“Hm?”

Let me in! Let me iiiin!

Pfft, customers. Can’t live with them, can’t live without them, amirite?

This.

Had an external PM who was given an inflated version of a technical document of mine. He called and you could hear the ??? over the phone. He said we already have the go-ahead, no need to sell it to him again. I offered to send him the original version and he happily accepted.

How about giant chode?

dicktation!

Convenience for the shop owner, not you.

I have an always on VPN to my pihole. Boost only has ads when I fuck something up and have to disable the VPN. Which is every few years, and the experience with the internet in general makes me so thankful for pihole.

Actually, I should donate a few bucks.

systemd-webd for me!

They’re not literally gassing people, so they can’t be nazis. It’s only after the fact we get to ask who could have seen this coming.

You know, like they practice with school shootings every day. Desensitization is a big part.

The worst part is: yes! Tons of studies come to that conclusion. Be it reading comprehension, lead poisoning, or the active dismantling of the US education system for the last eight decades, it’s all part of the same picture. But what can you do about it if the group of preteens is self governing and won’t see the problem?

A friend is aghast at how I can react the way I do. My response is “do you think these ‘just opinions’ exist in a void?”

Something something eating ass.

Except in Expedition 33, where your goal always is to kill god for being a bitch.

Human beans?

And don’t call me Shirley.

Best roommates.

Shit hits the fan