The plate situation on Sector 7 in the OG was one of the first times a video game made me feel sad. I really felt a bit of empathy for all of those poor people.

They made a masterpiece of storytelling.

It’s more “Christmas Carole” adjacent, but “The Man Who Invented Christmas” is dope too

Frog in a boiling pot…

It often happens to me that… the topography of the area is what causes the ripping…

Damn, I’m a #4, #7 rising and I never knew it

Oh dang lol. I totally missed that last sentence

If someone gives me an apple with a razor blade in it, I ain’t ever gonna know cuz I ain’t eating an apple from a stranger.

What the fuck is this even a picture of? A space marine pauldron?

High-level content

This. Like, I might be crazy, but I’m kinda into #4.

Peyton is my spirit animal

… my ass gnyaaaa

YoU wOuLdN’t DoWnLoAd A vPn

But fucking WHY THE MINION?!

Yes Mistress uWu

Ohfuckohfuckohfuck

Love the use of Shlong

2-pi toilet paper…

I always feel like the features I’ve worked on become my coworkers or like pets. When a specific feature breaks often, I’ll think “damnit Frank! One of these days I’m going to patch that edge case once and for all!”

Then I patch Frank and he quiets down so I can focus on the next thing leadership wants.

You get to know these things and you put care into designing them (if you didn’t put care into them, you’d likely be a hack of an IT person). It’s always hard to see them go.

Sorry for your loss.

Need a lot of oil tho…

https://youtu.be/WC_d1wJWGPc