If my job wasn’t remote, I would probably be homeless right now.

Eat?

If I got paid to see the penises I see, I’d get charged with prostitution!

The joys of learning HTML to impress your high school crush with autoplay music on your MySpace profile…

It’s borderline difficult to live day to day knowing what’s going on at every moment.

This looks really nice. Anybody got a link?

Little Caesars is so good when you don’t…

Does anyone just not tip anymore if it’s counter service? It does not require that much effort to take something from a glass case and give it to me.

If you’re actively walking around, giving me and checking in on my meal, that’s when I tip.

At least he’s self aware

:(

giving shrek head

🤮

Name another tweet that has as many applications besides dril’s entire account and