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  • Ugh I can hear it now

    In our relentless pursuit of innovation, we are proud to announce the switch from the outdated 24-hour clock to Metric Time™.

    Effective immediately, your standard 8-hour workday will now be… 8 metric hours.

    That’s 80% of the entire day. Because nothing says “work-life balance” like leaving 2 hours for life.

    Embrace the future. You’re already late.







  • Patches@ttrpg.networkto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneRulespital
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    2 months ago

    Stabilize for anyone unfamiliar is

    Probably not going to die in the next 24 hours from easily identifiable injuries.

    Because then they can become liable.

    You can be very unhealthy with multiple broken bones, cancer, be dying softly and still be “stable”.


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    2 months ago

    They are legally required to stabilize you. That is to say, they they will not heal you, they’will not cure you. They get you stable enough to get you the fuck out of the door.

    If you have cancer. They will not do shit.

    If you have a broken bone. They will straighten it, if they can, no cast, and kick you r the fuck out. You will still have a broken bone, and you will still need surgery to heal it.

    Been bounced before with broken bones. It sucked.