If I fuck a rat and cum inside it then the blood and seven mix yogether inside to make a kind of strawberry color

Yeah

… Adolf?

If its been washed within the past 48 hours it aint dirty but eggs spend 9 months in a chickens colon before they get shit out so 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Yeah, after commenting that I considered that what some people consider goth is actually post-punk (the punk connection should be obvious), but then remembered goth rock exists obviously does not come from punk. Ska and emo though for sure, emo by ways of post-hardcore, by ways of hardcore, by ways of protopunk and you’ve already covered the ska lineage

3/4ths of these are just punk subgenres lol

Gently, though. Don’t wanna incite violence and get our whole forum nuked

He’s paid his debt to society several times over by entertaining millions (billions?) as a television presenter. Let him have a little tax evasion as a reward

Little homey got the carhartt on he’s probably sweating under it. Smoke away king

His genius… it’s almost frightening

Tracks for every X fan I ever knew

Mythery Business

Neat… what’s your favorite album?

Do you like Weezer?

Uh… yo

If you’re asking in earnest:

EDC - “Essential daily carry,” just a loosely defined but also self-explanatory term. My keys are part of my EDC, so is my wallet and my pocket knife, because I use them every day so I carry them with me.

Over the past few years, the EDC community has formed a little cottage industry where things aren’t EDC because they’re carried every day, they’re EDC because they say they are and they’re designed to be that way. The term “EDC” evolved then into describing a specific type of object. Tactical here is just a marketing term here to appeal to some kind of utility beyond a normal wallet

Hope this helps. Can’t believe I wrote all that on my lunch break about an obviously AI picture

When no one else gets me, OozingPositron gets me

If a lady made a group chat with me and a bunch of verified-beautiful boys I would take it as an opportunity to fuck them because I’m bisexual. It’s like DoorDash but for hot dudes in my DMs with an icebreaker already established

I only write jokes to appeal to socially isolated misogynistic gamer incels so that I can ask them for money on my nightly feminist rekt compilation reaction Twitch streams but okay

I dont tell people that my jokes are jokes to confuse nonnative english speakers