Jesus said he’d return in the gospel’s lifetime. He’s very fucking late.

Change that to a Tesla.

“April 3, 2025”?

1 point. I’ve never sent/received a fax.

So a standard Trump supporter?

Yeah but have you seen the price of squid ink these days?!

I looked up the service tag (7YRPNS1) on Dell’s site.

Driscoll’s are a US company. There’s a full shelf of those in our grocery store no one will touch. Go fuck yourself Trump.

Signed,
Canada

CDs? They used to do it on tapes too.

Especially when the first things they do are start taking apart consumer and environmental protections, disband social safety nets, increase taxes (tariffs) on imported goods, attack FEMA, and stop farm subsidies, all of which hurt the working class.

Not only do people still believe the ridiculous lie, they believe it despite the mountain of evidence they don’t give a fuck about you.

One of our help desk reps spent 45 minutes on the phone helping someone set up their authenticator app for MFA. It’s a simple install of an app and linking it to your account. If the user listens and does as instructed, it takes about 2 and a half minutes. If they don’t? 45 minutes.

The rep took their break and worked on something else for a while to recover.

I can proudly say I never wear my stupid seat belt and for 20 years never had an accident! I’m just a better driver!

… see how stupid that sounds?

That’s exactly the problem. Vaccines have worked so well that people have forgotten the horrors of the diseases they prevent.

I read an article a while back about a mother who’s little girl caught whooping cough. She hadn’t vaccinated her, but said that watching her daughter struggling to breathe was the worst thing she’d experienced and wished she had listened and given her the vaccine.

People realize very quickly why vaccines are important, but it’s usually by experiencing it firsthand, and unfortunately it’s too late by then.

When a fascist “jokes” about taking and keeping more power, they’re not joking. They’re absolutely serious.

He wouldn’t have to be elected again. He lost the vote last time and still tried to launch an insurrection to overthrow the legitimate government and maintain power. He’s learned a lot since that failed attempt. He’s dismantling the government and the checks and balances by the day. There won’t be anything left to stop him in 4 years. He will not leave willingly.

Incognito mode was never meant to hide your traffic from the internet. It’s only to hide it from your browser cache/history.

In other words, everyone on the internet still knows the disgusting websites you visit. It just doesn’t leave traces on your computer for your family to find.

With a sharpie.

I’m too busy cranking my own lever after looking at all those nudes.

Well that sounds like a way to make terrible toast.

How do you know it’s a dog’s?

With hundreds of flashing ads along the side-bar.