Lecture them back. Teach them about irony and satire. If that doesn’t work, just start screaming and shitting. I have to do this twice a month at least. The laundry bill is killer.

Post it again

Amidala in my ass

Can’t believe this guy was 76 inches tall

Oh my God, reading that response was like having warm honey poured down my back for some reason. Sing the Sorrow was my SHIT.

Nobody got into it harder, per se, it’s just that the little wimpy babies all left when they realized what they had been doing.

There’s probably a joke in there about pro-choice and the fact that squirting is causing a woman to lose control of her body thereby overriding her ability to choose, too, but I’ll leave it up to y’all.

This is pretty tame, I thought. I didn’t even say “piss”

Wait a sec is this AFI?

Nestlé intensifies

Kills everyone in the world except her

This guy loves 2 things: running, and doing weird shit to see how it affects his running. Cool guy.

He’ll have to take it up with Thunderstorm Tony. Quite frankly, I wish somebody would.

This is the most humorous thing I’ve seen in a while; I’ve quite enjoyed viewing it.

I gotta say I’m just really upset that nobody called me out on my belief that crotches normally smell like onions.

You shouldn’t be going down on people on your first date, but I agree otherwise.

Sorry; I was echoing the mentality, not the reality.

I figured so. That’s why I refuse to drink it without COVID.

Glad I never got COVID; sad that I never got a chance to drink a can of cat food water