I thought this was a fake post. I just found the Roman part to be a bit extra, but I can’t tell what’s real anymore.

That’s the part that made you question his sanity?

Are you a ginger? Do you need more time for anesthesia to take effect or for your gums to be numb after dentist shots?

I’m working on a theory that if you have a high tolerance to the numbing stuff then the edibles don’t really work for you. I know someone that tried all different edibles cause they worked at one of the stores that sold it. None of them worked, except when they really overdid it and had a whole mushroom bar. Even then it was minor. Edibles just don’t effect some people.

Now I’m picturing Superman watching Guts.

At the end when the host asks the signing off questions. “No if’s and’s, but’s these kids got guts. Do you have it? Guts!”

Superman quietly sobs into his hands and gentle cries, “…no…”

You mean Mt Agg? So someone just has to challenge him to climb it.

There are 2 types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.

No good deed goes unpunished. An interesting thing happens in the military. If you are too valuable at your job they won’t let you go do the extra training that you need to get promoted faster. The shitbags that cause more work are sent instead.

They got those year long cruises you could get on and slam heroin in your room.

You know what? You’re right, reader—I deserve a little treat.

You do deserve it damnit! I know everything is 100%, but it will never be. Just because other people made bad decisions doesn’t mean you didn’t do what you were supposed to do. It doesn’t mean you aren’t living you best life. So fuck it and treat yo self. Everybody talking shit probably sucks anyway.

Some guy came up to me when I first joined the military and told me “hey I got your name tattooed on my ass. Don’t believe me?”

Sure enough there was “YOUR NAME” tattooed on his ass check. I’m pretty sure he just liked showing people his ass.