Norgoroth

I squat on top of the seat like everyone else

Then why is my whole bathroom covered in a fine layer of poo flecks? Checkmate

When you spray your asshole with a high pressure stream of water it sends flecks of poo into the air

I love spraying flecks of poo all over the handle so the next guy touches my poo flecks, very euro sanitary

I love raw onion, is that why my balls are the size of children’s marble and bicep size of grapefruit?