Jesus fucking Christ. I didn’t know what you meant, so had to look up the news and they couldn’t have posed a more ghoulish victory photo if they tried.

If you mashed the sausage into a loaf shape and covered it in ketchup it would literally be an American meal.

People in here loving poutine, but you swap cheese chunks in your gravy for a vegetable and it’s suddenly disgusting? The North American palate is weird.

I can’t even tell what I’m looking at. It seems like a too thin goose neck leads to something head/beak like, but both have a severed looking throat with a couple of crab legs coming out.

Yay! More free time to eat the crayons!

2 hours is a pretty long draw. That would probably get you shot.

I think you need to see a doctor for that unattached tip

Oh so the real question is: would you rather die by musket or cannon?

Calm down Toretto

Well someone has to be the couch in every relationship

Bro, I would totally use my proboscis to suck the moisture out of some juicy ribs right now.

Only to 360. Maybe about 380 in full profile. Slightly unclear, face is as weird as body.

That might not be his body but the face hasn’t changed for sure

The espresso will still make you pee … just less often because there is less liquid to pee out … if you drink two or three cups of liquid, you’re more likely and more often will be going to the toilet.

You just explained dehydration bro

It’s not to say they can’t be delicious and can certainly be nicer than a lot of preparations if it is rooted in a nice espresso shot.

However, the origin story is that American GIs couldn’t handle espresso and made Italians water it down to make it more like “coffee back home”, hence the name.

I’d imagine an authentic Canadiano would at least have some cheese curds in it.

Surprising that anyone would want to take ownership of the Americano

That’s a shame, if we could find a way to make her corpse feel pain that would be great.

People should be fed to sharks more

Maybe it’s an excellent allegory for current events:

Man helps child through traumatic event, buys her a milkshake to thank her. Two other petulant children also want milkshakes and say things like “why don’t you say thanks to us” and “I want half of your milkshake”.

Fox News, hiding the real cutting news like geniuses.

This is peak boomer humour. I feel like I’m Facebooking right now.