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I love eating the box, that’s for sure.

They’re delicious, good for you, and two large ones are only about 100 calories. I didn’t eat them for years but now I get them every week.

I suppose you could shave them. But really you don’t even notice the hairiness. Try it! Tons of fiber and vitamins, it’s good for you.

Truly an ugly pizza. You can even see how dry and tough the crust is. And crust is like 90% of that thing.

I think you need some one day blinding stew.

I like em a little sour. I also eat the fur skin which grosses out my wife.

It was really hard to process. I was about to turn 18. So I didn’t know shit about shit, but I sure as shit thought I did.

A friend ran up to me in the hall when we were changing classes and says dude a plane just hit the world trade center. I started laughing, imagining some idiot in a cesna. He gave me an ugly look and walked away. I got to class and it was on the TV. Our amazing teacher was clearly in shock in retrospect, but she tried to guide us and we had a little discussion on terrorism and the US involvement in war in the middle east. We talked about how Bush was going to handle it.

We had only one conservative in class who was also loud out and proud gay. This was unusual for the time. He had a big personality but even he was quiet. I remember talking to a friend trying to estimate casualty numbers.

We watched the second plane hit and the towers fall live. Saw all the people jumping out the windows. The rest of the day is a blur. We got sent home early. I rode the bus home and watched live TV all night.

In my state, which is extremely conservative, it is illegal to force a student to participate in the pledge. Most teachers are ignorant of this though so you have to bring it up when they try to make you do it. I haven’t been in high school for well over 20 years though.

This was also the same time “In God We Trust” was added to all coins and paper money.

I had an amazing American Government and Politics teacher in senior year of high school, but I knew about her much earlier. She kept a file of print-outs of the section of State law which codified that no child could be forced to participate in the pledge. She was so awesome. I happened to just arrive at her class after the first plane hit on 9/11. I don’t think there could have been a better place for me to be trying to make sense of that.

I gotta nominate the coffee literally and meticulously gathered from large cat shits for bougiest shit known. I mean, pine nuts are expensive but you can make a lot of pesto with just a small package of them and basil you grow at home in a windowsill.

So I tend to tear up when I eat really hot temperature food and then I like to add a lot of chili paste and jalapenos to pho. So I end up crying in my soup. I look ridiculous but I just joke that I’m adding some salt.

So I wore my beautiful waxed canvas jacket for like five days without a shower. It really smelled. I threw it in the washer with other clothes and the bottom hem on one side got ripped and it’s not as waterproof anymore. Listen to this person.

So being in the early prime years of your life for dating, you shaved your entire body except the area that’s considered considerate for your partner?

This is hedonism or absurdism. Nihilism’s siblings. Much better people.

When I stay in a hotel I take all four pillows and make use of them. I should steal the guest room pillows at home.

My mom told me to stop.

I didn’t even notice it this time. That’s worrying. Maybe I’m internally beginning to accept it. Fuck that.

The rest of them are fucking digital people.